In: Fyfe. Out: Dusty: Tigers’ huge fan flip
Playing in the AFL for the team you love is every footy fan's dream.
Sadly, in the cut-throat AFL industry it rarely happens. But that doesn't mean we can't imagine what the competition would look like if recruiting had an element of romance.
Childhood Richmond (and Richo) fans Nat Fyfe and Marcus Bontempelli would be running around in yellow and black, but two of the Tigers' biggest stars would be playing fo rthe Saints. Meanwhile, a Grand Final hero for Geelong and Collingwood would be a Swan - a club he admits he still has a soft spot for.
Scroll down to see the teams we've picked made up of players who barracked for Richmond, St Kilda and Sydney as kids. And check back all week as we reveal what more teams would look like if AFL (and AFLW) stars could pay for the team they grew up barracking for.
Nat Fyfe had a plan going into the 2009 draft camp.
"I was actually a passionate Richmond supporter when I was younger and my least favourite team was the Dockers - I absolutely hated them," he said in 2015, the year he won his first Brownlow Medal for Fremantle.
"This was to the extent that at the AFL draft camp, two weeks before the AFL draft, I was trying desperately to get in front of the Richmond recruiters, but they weren't interested in me at all."
Sadly for Fyfe, and Tiger fans, players don't usually end up playing for the team they grew up barracking for. But what if they did?
The Tigers would boast an incredible onball division of Fyfe, quirky Demon Max Gawn - who says his favourite players as a kid were lesser lights Clinton King and Ray Hall - and Marcus Bontempelli, snapped with Tiger champ Matthew Richardson at a clinic 15 years ago.
Bont's former captain Bob Murphy earns a spot on the bench so he can play alongside Richo, his childhood hero.
Murphy recently had Richardson as a guest on his podcast where he confessed to mixed emotions as the Tiger forward booted 10 goals against the Dogs early in his career.
"I had great seats. It was a different uniform on, so I was a bit conflicted that day, but it was a thing of beauty," Murphy said.
In the coach's box (or working the boundary for Channel 7) is Tim Watson, who made his debut for Essendon against the Tigers and admitted later he was awe-struck by playing against his boyhood heroes Francis Bourke, Kevin Bartlett and Kevin Sheedy. And there must be a role for Wayne Harmes, who says he remained a Richmond supporter even during his 169-game career with Carlton, including three premierships - one of them against the Tigers.
RICHMOND FANS BEST 22
Team of players who grew up barracking for Richmond
B: Easton Wood, Kristian Jaksch, Jarman Impey
HB: Luke Hodge, Tom Langdon, Adam Cerra
C: Tom Scully, Dom Tyson, David Myers
HF: Brandan Parfitt, Sam Weideman, Noah Anderson
F: Jimmy Bartel, Matthew Richardson, Ben Ainsworth
Ruck: Max Gawn, Nat Fyfe, Marcus Bontempelli
Inter: Mitch Crowden, Lewis Taylor, Tom Green, Bob Murphy
Coach: Tim Watson
Imagine Dustin Martin storming out of the centre square and hitting Jack Riewoldt on the chest - and Saints fans going wild.
It could have happened if AFL players got to play for the team they supported as kids. And we have photographic proof of both Tiger stars wearing 90s era Saints merch.
Dusty would be part of a power-packed midfield in a best 22 of childhood St Kilda fans alongside Rory Sloane (a huge Lenny Hayes fan), Lions gun Dayne Zorko and recently retired four-time premiership Hawk Sam Mitchell (who grew up idolising Robert Harvey).
Exciting Lion Eric Hipwood didn't have much choice but to barrack for St Kilda after his parents got married in the Moorabbin grandstand, while twins Max and Ben King grew up 10 minutes' from the Saints' old home ground.
Bomber Michael Hurley also has strong family ties.
"There is even a family connection to the club's only premiership in 1966," he wrote in the Herald Sun.
"My grandmother's cousin is Bob Murray, who is famous for his game-saving mark in defence in the dying seconds of the Grand Final."
Docker Griffin Logue's former devotion to the Saints got him in trouble in a game in 2017 when he gave the ball to childhood hero Nick Riewoldt, rather than Tim Membrey, giving away a 50m penalty.
SAINTS FANS BEST 22
Team of AFL players who grew up barracking for St Kilda
B: Grant Birchall, Michael Hurley, Liam Stocker
HB: Jasper Pittard, Griffin Logue, Nathan Jones
C: Rory Sloane, Dayne Zorko, Connor Rozee
HF: Eric Hipwood, Jack Riewoldt, Darcy Vescio
F: Jack Higgins, Max King, Jack Lonie
Foll: Ben King, Dustin Martin, Sam Mitchell
Inter: Rhys Mathieson, Darcy Tucker, Jye Caldwell, Ellie Blackburn
Isaac Heeney grew up a passionate Sydney supporter and was part of the club's junior academy.
Lenny Hayes was a regular at the SCG for Swans home games, even if it drew some odd looks from friends in rugby league heartland.
Aliir Aliir did things a little differently. After being born in a Kenyan refugee camp and moving to Australia at age eight, he fell in love with the Swans after meeting Michael O'Loughlin while playing with the World VIII team in 2010.
"I picked up my phone for a second and then my brother was like 'You've been drafted to the Sydney Swans!'," he said after being drafted four years later.
"Then I actually saw my name at pick 44 next to the Swans and I just kind of froze and couldn't believe it."
Travis Varcoe also owes his allegiance to the great Micky O.
The two-time Geelong premiership player and current Magpie grew up in South Australia barracking for the Swans. And he still does.
When he was seven, his father Brian explained that one of the stars of the Swans team that would go on to play in that year's Grand Final, Mick O'Loughlin, was his cousin.
"I thought, 'Wow, that's pretty cool'. Having one of your blood relations running around (in the AFL) that gave me something to aspire to and I've followed Sydney ever since,'' Varcoe told the Herald Sun in 2015.
"Everyone has a soft spot for their childhood team, it's just that when you play against them you still want to flog them.''
SWANS FANS BEST 22
Team of players who grew up barracking for Sydney
B: Jake Lever, Aliir Aliir, Jarrad McVeigh
HB: Callum Mills, Lewis Roberts-Thompson, Travis Varcoe
C: Isaac Heeney, Lenny Hayes, Ash Brazil
HF: Tom Papley, Matt Kennedy, Tony Armstrong
F: Nick Blakey, Josh Bruce, Riley Collier-Dawkins
Foll: Emma King, Josh Dunkley, Keiren Jack
Inter: Jamie Stanton, Maddy Collier, Caleb Serong, Chris Yarran
Originally published as In: Fyfe. Out: Dusty: Tigers' huge fan flip