What’s the weirdest movie sex scene ever?

MOVIE sex scenes are supposed to be erotic but, all too often, they leave us feeling as though we've just caught our grandparents getting frisky in the family pool.

But beyond feeling just uncomfortable are the weird sex scenes.

We've assembled 10 of the strangest for your, er, delight.

Tell us which one you think is the weirdest - and also let us know if we've missed out any.

By the way, we deliberately left out every scene from those moronic 50 Shades movies, because - well, just because.

Sausage Party

Where to start? This bizarre cartoon sees food uniting to fight back against the humans who want to cook and eat it - and then celebrating with an orgy to finish the movie.

It's beyond weird.

The scene where the taco seduces the hot dog bun ("once you go taco, you never go back-o") is actually one of the more reasonable. Some are highly disturbing, such as the "juice" (geddit?) gang-raping the German mustard, which is dressed like a Nazi. You may never want to eat a sausage again after this.

Team America: World Police

Another exercise in pure weirdness, when the puppets Gary and Lisa get it on. And on, and on.

Neither puppet has anything resembling sex organs but are made to simulate seemingly every position known to man, woman and puppet.

Sometimes funny, sometimes bizarre but always ridiculous, like the equally infamous vomit scene, it goes on past the point of comfort.

Gigli

Leaving aside the bizarre idea that the thought of murdering someone would turn a lesbian into a heterosexual, this movie features what is widely admired as the weirdest come-on line in cinematic history.

J-Lo's lesbian hit woman compares herself to a turkey and invites Ben Affleck's hitman to "gobble, gobble". If you've never seen this movie, you need to have a thanksgiving celebration.

Watchmen

The sex scene between Silk Spectre and Nite Owl to the tune of Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah is slightly weird but we hit full weirdness when Silk Spectre and Dr Manhattan start to get it on.

Leaving aside the fact he's a glowing blue apparition, she discovers she's actually being seduced by three clones of him, while he's in the other room working on a top secret project for the government.

Luckily she finds it as weird as we do and leaves him soon after. But it prompts the question, if he can see the future, why didn't he twig that she would be weirded out by his freaky group sex idea?

Howard The Duck

This 1980s stinker managed to take a smart-arse, beer-drinking, comic book superhero duck and try to turn him into some sort of children's toy.

Then, for some very weird reason, it had him seduce Lea Thompson in silhouette. While it never appears as though they actually "ducked", it left audiences asking: What the duck is going on?

Demolition Man

Tough cop Sylvester Stallone awakes in a dystopian future where nobody does anything violent, so he gets thawed out to stop super-criminal Wesley Snipes. He also discovers you need three seashells to wipe your arse in the toilet and that Sandra Bullock's idea of getting jiggy with big Sly is some sort of virtual reality experience. It's meant to be funny but just comes across as downright weird.

Naked Gun

Yes, it's a comedy but it's still worthy of inclusion because Priscilla Presley gets it on with Leslie Nielsen, who's old enough to be her father. Still, after Elvis ... Anyway, the pair of them insist on "safe sex" so we cut to them in full-body condoms, flopping around on the bed together. The joke goes on about 30 seconds too long and flips from funny to plain weird.

A Fish Called Wanda

Again, a comedy but one with a hint of reality. Still, the scene where Kevin Kline seduces Jamie Lee Curtis starts with foot fetishism and an Italian fixation and goes downhill from there. Leaving aside his gymnastic efforts, his "O" face qualifies this scene as weird by itself.

300: Rise Of An Empire

For reasons best left unexplained, Greek admiral Themistocles and Persian admiral Artemisia decide to get hot and heavy in her map room. That's not a euphemism, by the way.

This violent coupling is presumably meant to show that she's a powerful woman, easily the equal of the Greeks but just becomes seriously disturbing. In a movie filled with computer-generated weirdness, this one takes the cake.

Eyes Wide Shut

It's meant to be sexy thriller as Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman discover their innermost secrets.

But the scene where Cruise stumbles into some high-class orgy takes this already-nutty movie into a whole new territory.

For a long scene filled with beautiful, naked people hooking up in all sorts of ways, it manages to be about as sexy as a three-hour lecture on Scientology. Nobody seems to be enjoying anything - least of all the viewer.